Stop everything you're doing. Gild your eyelids. Rouge those cheekbones. Shellac that coiffe. Throw on your best poly. And watch this music video. Try not to let it blow apart your eyeballs!
Dearheart Shilough showed this to me this weekend and I have no way to show my gratitude! (servantdom? my 18 year old dachshund? servantdom?)
All I can say is O.B.S.E.S.S.E.D.