Do you remember before I left for Italy, I showed you one of my many dream homes? (If you need a refresher click HERE) Located on Mackeral Cove in Jamestown, I took a spin by this afternoon and had an illegal peak at it.
Will you believe it's for sale!? I can't stand it! And for a $940,000 asking price...which in reality is a not that bad, keeping in mind the view and property.
Not only that, it's seclusion, privacy and garden can't be beat. Perfect for a life spent practicing dance routines in head-to-toe red that will never happen. Oh and the Cedar Shaker shingle roof! I'm flat-lining.
These are two pictures from the listing. You'd think if you were selling a house like this, you could spend an extra couple dollars and get a better camera? The house looks no where near as stunning as it really is in reality.
And let's not forget the garden, sweeping down the side of the house, surrounded by forests, covered with blooms, arbors with wisteria and plentiful vines with grapes.
So, if anyone has an extra million dollars they would like give to the Hibernian Homme Trust, I'm gladly accepting donations at the moment. Please!
The last time I did this the property sold in about 4 days. Let's see if it happens again.
A very similar thing just happened to us! A building I am in love with is on the market for an unbeatable price. However it needs more work than we can realistically put into it. Did you see my post about the Phoenix Building?
Also, the listing says $9.45 million I think, not $940k... Sorry to dash your dreams!
I DID see that post...and I love that building!
And what an IDIOT I am! $940K? What was I thinking?
Now I have to ask for a $10 million donation!
Where shall I send the check?
Never mind. My accountant just informed me that I can't give $10,000,000 to the Hibernian Homme Trust, because it isn't a 501c3 charity.
Update: He said I can't anyway, because I don't have ten million. So sorry.
please send blank check to:
7 Dwarves Way,
The Meadow, Dark Forest
who needs accountants anyway?!
is that a moving van out in front?
Post a Comment